Hey Maxis,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day buying stupid ass bitcoins. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun subtweeting people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to raw milk pictures on twitter.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have five Bored Apes, and am the founder of my own Web3 startup. What DAO are you in, other than "jack off to naked drawn Morty Bent" DAO? I also get straight $$$'s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was BITCOIN cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch